dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
the liver wants what the liver wants
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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