RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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