how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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