Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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