Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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