Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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