Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
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