Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Randomize
