I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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