What a fucking waste of an outfit
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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