Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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