he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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