Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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