no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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