Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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