people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
17 year olds will be the death of me.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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