what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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