Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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