I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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