You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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