So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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