i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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