New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
false alarm. still invincible.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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