why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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