when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
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