Too much gin, very little bucket
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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