did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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