the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
He has the fingertips of a God
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