if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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