Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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