it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
everyone is single if you try hard enough
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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