ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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