Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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