i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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