Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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