Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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