their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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