Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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