New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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