Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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