im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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