He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
It was like giving head to a cactus.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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