I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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