So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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