I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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