Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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