I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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