His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
