I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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