threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
